i saw a dude with bionic legs today and now i very desperately want a pair of my own

the future of robot prosthetics is now and i want to be a part of it

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nothing like bumping into people from your high school and reminiscing about what a fucking cesspit your old town was

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highandparanoid:

me gusta la soledad

pero no me gusta sentirme sola

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#a mi tambien  #spanish  

good bike day: got a free repair from my local bike shop (admittedly, it was a small fix, but yo, it’s still appreciated)

bad bike day: someone stole the lights off my bike and i didn’t notice until i had to ride it home in the dark tonight

emojustinyoung:

kievrob:

DEAR GOD, IT IS REAL

i am so offended yall thought i was lying

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#everyone loves icarly  

Meet the blogger

pardonmewhileipanic:

Rules: Just insert your answers to the questions below. Tag at least 10 followers.

I was tagged by turianosaurus-wrex

NameURL- pipeworks  In life- Catherine
Nickname: cat or soledad. i went by katie for 8 years b/c i never bothered to correct anyone
Birthday: october 14
Gender: cis female
Sexuality: indifferent
Height: 5’ 3” (also, holy smokes emily you are tall!)
Time Zone: central
What time and date is it there: 2:35pm August 25
Average hours of sleep I get each night: 7-8
The last thing I Googled was: “tulio”
My most used phrase(s): “did you hear the thing about…”

First word that comes to mind: “balderdash”
What I last said to a family member: idk something in garbled spanish
One place that makes me happy & why: las vegas b/c even tho i slag on it a lot, it’s still home. also the food options are unequivocally better than here, so
How many blankets I sleep under: 1 bedsheet except for the middle of winter where it’s 2 blankets b/c i refuse to turn on the heat
Favorite beverage(s): water, fruit juice
The last movie I watched in the cinema: Guardians of the Galaxy

Three things I can’t live without: my dog bandit, my bike, my backpack

Something I plan on learning: SPANISH

A piece of advice for all my followers: be generous!! with your time or money or whathaveyou. give and give freely and help out as much as you can. volunteer somewhere and get involved and help your friends and help your neighbors and strangers and whoever else needs help. that’s the shit that makes the world go round.

I’ll tag cloudywithachanceofbuckbeak; thehumantrampoline; quietrae; kirayukitsune; stromatolith; charmingcharlene; loveinthetimeofscience; castithann; athomewithlana and yeah idk whoever else would like to do this

cthulhu:

princeowl:

spookydunsparce:

spookydunsparce:

spookydunsparce:

ok using my reflexes to screencap the images at the end of Dipper’s Guide to the Unexplained, this is the closest I can give you to the full image. It appears to be Bill Cipher’s eye with two bloody marks crossing it out. Hell if I know what any of that code means, though. Someone should probably get on that.

OK SO the text at the bottom is coded in a Caeser Cipher shifted three letters apparently? so I decoded it and it says:

FROM THE FIRST UNTIL THE LAST SEARCH THE CODES OF CREDITS PAST ONE MEANS ONE SO SEARCH THEM ALL WELCOME TO GRAVITY FALLS

which means that theres clues in previous episodes? and i think i might know what it means so I’ll report back what I find on that front. For now, enjoy part of the mystery being decoded.

FINAL UPDATE ON THIS!!!!! IVE CRACKED THE CODE IN ITS ENTIRETY

ok so the numbers in red are episode numbers, followed by numbers correlating to letters in the messages at the end of previous episodes (with brackets indicating the beginning and end of a word). By matching them up, I got the message:

I WAS SO BLIND HE LIED TO ME THE DARKNESS IS NEAR

as far as I know that’s all to this. It raises more questions than it answers. Still, I’m glad I figured this out.

i thought this was supposed to be a disney show not some illuminati satanic bullshit goddamn i say goddamn

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS TERRIFYING

theamazingindi:

extendedburning:

godtxt:

please do not let ferguson die out like everything else big does. do not let this die out. do not let this continue on for three days and then everyone forget about it. do not let this happen.

queue this post up 3 days from now, a week from now, a month from now, a month from then. make sure even if you forget your blog will remember.

the fact i’m seeing reblogs slow down despite the fact there is still news breaking is concerning

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#re: ferguson  #political  

Any regrets?

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#the road to el dorado  

i desperately want road to el dorado fic that features:

miguel who is 100% gay and in a relationship with tulio
chel who is 100% straight and in a relationship with tulio
and a bisexual tulio who loves them both equally

and of course, chel and miguel in a mostly platonic relationship where they talk shit about tulio much to tulio’s dismay

i just want a story about these idiots being in a polyamorous relationship while they try to outrun cortez and traverse the americas